Lyrics

All the asses shaking
Deep inside the dance floor
Orders from the Chancellor
Don’t fake the bacon taken

A rage against the hairdo
A mani/pedi no fee
Broke turn signal virtue
Participation trophy

Lab rats
Free cheese on the horizon
They got their Jesus advertising
Free cheese on the horizon

Now they’re drinking Kool-Aid syrup
In an intravenous station
Her penis on vacation
With her feet up in the stirrup

She used to fight the system
She used to counter culture
Then she got the wisdom
And now she got the ulcer

Lab rats
Free cheese on the horizon
Jesus is advertising
Free cheese on the horizon

You get what you paid for

Jesus advertising
Free cheese on the horizon
Profit prophesizing
Free cheese on the horizon
Jesus advertising