Lyrics

I tiptoe around the desolate fakes
I piss Old Crow with the blind shakes
Police man looking for Ty Jakes
My mama says goodness sakes

I’ve got an alligator claw on a voodoo stick
I use it to scratch my itch
You don’t wanna fuck with me little boy, I’m an angry son of a bitch

Got a shovel made out of legbone
Sixteen clicks on a headstone
My black cat kitties are two-tone
I can’t keep ‘em off the telephone
I’m goin’ safari, gonna ride my mule into the desert sun
Got my board waxed up and a .22 clip asleep inside of my gun